Humor


HMT Music Jokes Page
A large collection including stories, two-liners, and a variety of instrument jokes.

Instrument Jokes
A large and well organized collection posted at MIT.

Great Concert Disasters
Tales of orchestral (and other) adventures.

Lark in the Morning
Two-liners and a glossary.

New Zealand Symphony Orchestra: Amusements
Stories, quotations, poems, and other silliness.

OXymoron Humor Archive: Music
Stories, jokes, and a conductor recipe from Merton College, Oxford.

Spence's Music Jokes
Jabs at various musicians, marching bands, etc.

Spinal Tap Official Home Page
"Big Bottom, drive me out of my mind... how could I leave this behind?"

Viola Jokes
Includes stories, one-liners, and a Violist's symphony entrance exam.